Posted 2 months ago

misspaperlilies:

mommyallynicole:

This is absolutely adorable!

Why is words on walls/in rooms a thing now? I fucking hate it.

They left 5 words off at the end of that. “Now We Have Everything, Except Money, Time or Sex.”

(Source: creatingatinylove)

Posted 3 months ago
OHMYGODTHAT’SFREAKY!

OHMYGODTHAT’SFREAKY!

(Source: jamesdevito)

Posted 3 months ago

Tram outside of JFK.

It’s cold and snowy. But the happy little tram there just keeps on working.

What an annoying little fart.

Posted 3 months ago

Screenplay in my head.

Do you ever do this?

Every time I get on a plane I watch the people board and imagine that each person would play in an epic/thriller/horror/zombie movie.

It’s always easy to spot who would be the first unsuspecting, and sometimes unsympathetic victims. Then I move to the “almost” hero and the team of survivors. Of course, I am always the hero. Gotta have an entourage!

The script continues….

Posted 8 months ago

elisabethremhaug:

kurt-santana:

talesofahobbit:

pippipklooray:

acciosamcedes:

randomsplashes:

ohblainevious:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I CAN’T WAIT FOR IT

This is super random but that second hand is black and that gives me immense joy for some reason lol

ahhhh they’re just hands but it’s NEW. NEW GLEE STUFF. NEW HANDS.

omg black hand

weeps

-Omg omg omg! #ThatIsNoOneElseThanBRITTANA!! #LIKEFOREALS! #GAAAH I can’t WAIT. #FlailingLikeABoss!

I thought this said FAIL at first. I’ve heard it both ways….

Posted 8 months ago

rhymeswithjulie:

michaelmcgee:

thedailywhat:

Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: Eschewing both balancing pole and safety harness, 46-year-old Swiss stuntman Freddy Nock scaled Germany’s highest mountain — the Zugspitze — by way of its 1,000 meter-long cable car cable.

His feat has yet to be officially recognized by the Guinness Book of Records, but its place is certainly secure in the pages of the Big Book of Badassery.

See the terrifying tightrope act below:

[telegraph / blick / arbroath.]

shit

Good. Lord.

Posted 8 months ago

helloyoucreatives:

When POS displays go wrong. The Nintendo 3DS - no need for arms.

Posted 10 months ago

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smokybanjo:

That’s a one-eyed smiley emoticon.

I am a genius.

Posted 10 months ago

helloyoucreatives:

The real judge of advertising is the consumer.

Posted 10 months ago
zombiesonparade:

Urgent Reminder For all Tweeters.

zombiesonparade:

Urgent Reminder For all Tweeters.